An Picnick at the Castle of Craigmillar

by Rhys ap Gweran ap Mathonwy

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Extract from the writings of the bard Rhys ap Gweran ap Mathonwy:
"It was in the summer of the same year that the Lady of Albion ordered a great festival for the barbarian travellers of the land. And thus it was that a great camp was erected, twenty by twenty by seventy in twelve days and twelve nights, and a lavish feast and entrertainments were laid on within, such that travelers came even for days merely to view it, and to hear the sounds of merriment from within the walls (see footenote1). Entertainments and games were aplenty, of such merriment and spendour that even I, Rhys ap Gweran ap Mathonwy, deigned to take part, and the men boasted of their great exploits. Amongst them was one Sir Corwyn of Ambrose, who claimed to be the greatest flee-er of the realm, for he had fled no less than threescore battles, and once had fled an entire host, and so swift was he that they could none of them catch him. But of him we have heard in history.
A banquet there was then, of splendour and magnificence, such that even the greediest were filled, for laid out there were [Gweran goes on to list the vast quantities of food marshalled in the banquet]. At this time, too, was the tourney, whence the Scadian knights of Albion battled amongst themselves, and those assembled marvelled at their great ferocity and size. Amongst them were Wolfgang Adolphus Jaegar who was called a master of the arts of war and peace, Miles, who stood so tall that men claimed in battle the Scadians would not build siege towers, but merely allow him to pluck men from the battlements and send them hurtling to their death, and Sir Michael de Brad whose features the Albes said would distort in battle, and who they claimed descended from the line of Cu Chulain himself.
The Scadians offered to test their skills against their guests at that time, freely and without malice. Such were their skills that all who fought against them were either afeared unto death, or impressed so much that they joined their number so that they might attain such skill. Thus did Albion defend itself against those who might oppose it.
All these things happened, and as the day drew to a close, the barbarians who had come went away amazed, and once again Albion grew. All these things were I, Rhys ap Gweran ap Mathonwy, witnessed, and I say they are true."

footenote 1: Gweran later notes that the visitors' reluctance to enter may not have been occasioned by overcrowding so much as sartorial differences, saying "The wandering people wear fabrics of strange, coarse material that shines like metal, and afflicts them so that they find clothing of wollen cloth and civilised cut unbearable."

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Picnic at Craigmillar Castle