Crusade to the World's End and Diurse Other Places

by Sir Gunnar Tormundsson

Being a report of the expedition mounted by diuerse members of the populous in order to fulfil their vows made at the recent feast.
Sir Andrew, Lady Anne & I went by the West Port to the appointed rendezvous at Byzantium, where we gathered together (in a hall which is, alas, no longer preserved) with our fellow pilgrims who had each chosen their own diuerse routes thither. Sadly Sir Athelwulf Draca was delayed in the land of the Bulgars with Arnfirth & did not meet up with us for the final assault.
As we were few in number compared to the Paynim Hordes I deemed that cunning strategy & guile would need to be employed, rather than the simpler direct charge. (Sir Andrew & Lord Michael de Brad may disagree!) To avoid diuerse engagements en route we did not make great display of arms & mingled with ordinary pilgrims. The usual route from Byzantium to the Holy Land was bound to be well defended & prepared for our arrival, so I took the bold step of leading our party by a more northerly route. Thus we reached the World's End first.
While the company gathered at Byzantium we amused ourselves by remarking on the natives willingness to exchange large treasures for strange & unsatisfying beverages. Sir Corwin's Squire, Ieuan, swore that his was made from earwax. Once all had completed their diuerse preparations we took our leave of the Byzantine guards, shared around some jelly bears, (Heads First, naturally) & set out.
Crossing the bridge, we walked the merry mile, meeting a man in a Mitre, from whom we received blessings. In his house the older warriors in the party, considering their responsibility to train the Squires in the party in more diuerse matters than merely physical combat, bethought themselves to improve the mental preparedness of their charges by introducing them to the subtleties of Pub Chess. Ieuan in particular applied himself assiduously in an attempt to grasp the details, managing to best his Knight in one game.
Still discussing the game play we marched on, until we reached The World's End. Here we found a Belle Haven by which we were refreshed. Here, after diuerse discussions & diversions, Ieuan grasped the inner nature of Pub Chess & passed beyond the beginner's maze of rule & gambit. Here also we met a fellow pilgrim, known to us of old, Brother Skallagrim, Sir Gunnar's house priest. This much heartened the company.
Refusing to be intimidated by nature's conspiracy with the Paynim to discourage us, we trusted in Saint Mary, who led us onward. Brother Skallagrim exhorted us to put our faith in the Holy Rood, which we did. At this time we heartened ourselves with the recital of diuerse old songs, some of which were new to our less experienced brethren who nevertheless enjoyed them mightily. Here it was that Lady Anne at last found the bailey she sought, having been disappointed at the World's End.
From here it was a pleasant walk, past the home of a giant fish, to approach the Holy Land from the East. This obviously took the Paynim unprepared for there was no defence on that side & we were soon rejoicing in our possession of the South, Cider was quaffed, ale was drunk, & by now so were several of the company. We partook of the delicacies prepared by the locals & congratulated each other in diuerse ways. Being assured that our aims had been achieved, we disbanded and each sought home by the most direct route.
Some members of our company, being of a pioneering spirit, made diuerse diversions en route home to expand the safe routes available to later pilgrims, & also to gain booty to replenish the coffers emptied by our travails. Thus we all eventually came safely to our homes & welcome rest

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