Hrolf's Words of Wisdom
1) There are three things a man should own up to; a child, a killing
and excessive flatulence.
2) Never underestimate they stupidity or cupidity of those you visit
3) If your feet are too cold at night, wear a hat to bed. If they are too
hot, don't sleep so close to the fire.
4) Never take a fat man prisoner.
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